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35+ Funny Birthday Jokes For Dad You’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value like a fine wine. They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high one! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate expired years ago. Another year older, but still not as old as your jokes. Birthdays are like cheese. They smell worse with age. My teenage daughter came home in a rage. She said, "I hate my dad, I am never speaking to him again. He thinks he is so cool and funny, but he is just an old fart." I said, "Don't say that about your dad. He is not old. He is a classic." For son's birthday, Dad buys him a bass guitar. Son says, "Thanks, Dad, but how do you play this thing?" Dad says, "Don't worry, son, you'll pick it up as you go along." Son asks his father for a gift. Dad says, "What do you want?" Son says, "A car." Dad says, "Sorry, son, I can't afford a car. But I can give you something that is just as good." Son says, "What is it?" Dad says, "A map." Happy Birthday, Papa! Don't count the candles, and also don't count your teeth. Don't bother counting your grey hairs; take a drink and relax. Dear Dad, my mother would be jealous if I told her that half of my female friends had a crush on you. 1. You’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value like a fine wine. 2. They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high one! My teenage daughter came home in a rage. ... For son's birthday, Dad buys him a bass guitar... ... Dad Joke ...
You’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value like a fine wine.
They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high one!
I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate expired years ago.
Another year older, but still not as old as your jokes.
Birthdays are like cheese. They smell worse with age.
My teenage daughter came home in a rage. She said, "I hate my dad, I am never speaking to him again. He thinks he is so cool and funny, but he is just an old fart." I said, "Don't say that about your dad. He is not old. He is a classic."
For son's birthday, Dad buys him a bass guitar. Son says, "Thanks, Dad, but how do you play this thing?" Dad says, "Don't worry, son, you'll pick it up as you go along."
Son asks his father for a gift. Dad says, "What do you want?" Son says, "A car." Dad says, "Sorry, son, I can't afford a car. But I can give you something that is just as good." Son says, "What is it?" Dad says, "A map."
Happy Birthday, Papa! Don't count the candles, and also don't count your teeth. Don't bother counting your grey hairs; take a drink and relax.
Dear Dad, my mother would be jealous if I told her that half of my female friends had a crush on you.
1. You’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value like a fine wine.
2. They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really high one!
My teenage daughter came home in a rage. ...
For son's birthday, Dad buys him a bass guitar... ...
Dad Joke ...
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